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Marios weak point Marios weak point

Rated 1 / 5 stars

You know. YOU KNOW?

Know what I'm sayin? Naw. So what's his weakpoint? What the shit is the point of this anyway I mean, It's not as bad as SOME things here but it's not too bad. Nah mean?

This movie you see, was just mario getting the shit beat out of by a bunch of enemies but there was no weak point. if you pointed out the weak point and it was clever then this would be a good movie but yeah we already knew that PHYSICAL ABUSE was one of his weakpoints. It's everyone's weakpoint too. So it's not funny.

Sorry bro.


Toad5355 responds:

Thats cool thanks


The Truth About Spiderman The Truth About Spiderman

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Spiderman

Spiderman, spiderman, does whatever a spider can. Thanks for putting my favorite song online!


Billy-Bean responds:

you're welcome!


Fat Badger's: Apocalypto Fat Badger's: Apocalypto

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Wee

You have saved me. I will not do drugs anymore.

Excellent movie, but there wasn't any lesbian kissing scene in it. Next time add one.


FatBadger responds:

wait for the unrated version


:: Squirrel Songs IV :: :: Squirrel Songs IV ::

Rated 1 / 5 stars

I'm not one of those foamy haters you see nowadays

I'm probably going to get this review voted off because of the stupid foamy fanboys, but here it does anyway.

I actually tolerated this series, but how is this different from the other episodes? Nothing original in this one...Let's see now

1) Foamy yelled at everyone about how he is the greatest
2) Foamy said something about "squirrely-wraith"
3) Foamy said something potentially offensive.

Maybe you can entertain those wapanese ADD retards, but for the rest of us, this is getting stupid. I should just stop watching this so I don't have to complain about it...let alone waste precious minutes of my time.



Dana's Birthday Dana's Birthday

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

So I see

Uh, so the kitty krew consists of adept flash artists...but they make crappy stuff because they're lazy? Reassure me that it's not because they are trying to make random humor and laugh at reviews?

Well, compared to Brave Little Toaster Dressup, this one actually had some work put into it...but not a lot.


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Awesome Video Games Ep11 Awesome Video Games Ep11

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

VANILLA...ICE!!!

After they shot the film, did they figure out how to beat the dragon on mode B? They were so close to pulling off a perfect double charge!


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Phoenix Wrong Rides Again Phoenix Wrong Rides Again

Rated 2 / 5 stars

Well hey, what's not to love?

The problem that I see with this video is that there's no clear effort. I just see simple sprite synching with random wav files over them...sure to be an instant hit?

But girls do indeed have vaginas. That was pretty funny.



Stampers Sexual Encounter Stampers Sexual Encounter

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Awww yea!

That was awesome. Steamy sexy hentai was just the thing I needed! Very easy to masturbate to.

Graphics - 10
Amazing, this guy should direct the next "Princess 69" even.

Style - 10
Again, easy to masturbate to, because of its new erotic style.

Sound - 10
Whoever was the voice actor can recieve a blowjob from me ;-)

Violence - 10
LOL HIS PENIS GOT BIT OFF

Interactivity - 10
I righted click and i could play again?

Humor - 10
PANCAKES

Overall - A billion!


Sir-CannabisClock responds:

I'll take your offer on the blowjob


Naruto Mix 3 Naruto Mix 3

Rated 1 / 5 stars

Pitiful

The only reason that this will pass is because it's about naruto. The movie really wasn't that good. It should be blammed, but it won't because dumb wapaneese people will say OMG AWESOME (^^) just because it had naruto characters.


Snes737 responds:

it will get through because its funny you idiot. I hate people like you with no sense of humor if you had one you wouldnt be such a sourpuss(yes I made that word up)


You made it!- Revised You made it!- Revised

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Lol Bai???/

Dude that was whack. It was funnay but the sprites and lookies weren't good sry =(.

Lol!